My children have taught me many things:

***How to be a:

nurse (all the numerous injuries….ask Mike about it)

respiratory therapist

pharmacist

counselor

chauffer

massuese (ok, I can't spell these foreign words!)

maid

chef of pb&j and macaroni and cheese

pillow

bean bag

professional nose wiper (and bottom wiper for that matter!)

puke receptacle

snack maker

janitor

professional clothing attendant

laundry attendant

great diaper dispenser and changer (if there was a degree in poopoo changing I would have a Ph.D. as would Mike)

translator (learning 4 different baby languages and cries is a learned skill)

school teacher

time teller

gym teacher

entertainer

playmate

better hugger

better smoocher (all the mama's boys love hugs and kisses!)

storyteller

book narrator

referee (she called me a name, he hit me, he took that)

person that answers to many names (mom, mommy, mama,etc.)

an intercedor of prayer

prayer warrior

artist

milk mama, instead of a cow

swaddler

shoe tying expert

multi-tasking driver

If I sat here longer I could think of more…My brain hasn't been functioning at full capacity since I freeze it in 40 degree weather each day at 4 am…………Actually, it is going quite well, we have shaved off around 10-15 minutes from our time walking 3.5 miles in one hour! Our goal is 45 minutes. Yeah!]]>